So for the last few months I have become increasingly aware of certain things that are changing. I am not sure what to think about it but since I can't do anything about it I have decided to make a warning about it.
At the entrance to our driveway is a beware of dog sign. We have a small dog that really is more likely to be confused with a hamster than a dog. I mention it because I think it might be in everyone's best interest if I change the sign to " beware of naked man" instead.
After a month of hospitals and increased sightings of me in my birthday suit or my derriere hanging out of our shower chair we only want to warn you that you may see more of me than originally planned. I am fine with it and will always welcome you to our home.
After a little reflection I think I should add that inappropriate attire is only appropriate for me.
